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Discover Houston’s ultimate guide to the best bars and restaurants with great bathroom facilities that set the stage for cheeky hook-up opportunities. From intimate and stylish restrooms to unique and creative designs, we highlight the top ten spots around town perfect for a flirtatious connection. Plus, learn about a bonus caffeine fix destination and stay safe while exploring the nightlife.
Houston’s Top 10 Bar and Restaurant Bathrooms for Hook-Up Opportunities Revealed
Hey there, Houston! It might just be the city’s most entertaining topic: which restrooms are the hottest places for a little extra connection? The legacy of Joshua Justice’s original list from over 11 years ago continues, as we proudly present the current *Top 10 Bar and Restaurant Bathrooms* for those cheeky hook-up opportunities. The original list saw a few closures, but fear not! Our refreshed selection gives you the scoop on the best spots around town where the ambiance is just as inviting as the facilities!
Topping the Chart: The Blind Finch
First up is The Blind Finch located at 5210 FM 2920, Spring. This cozy hideaway boasts a delightful Prohibition-era vibe along with potent cocktails that can surely put anyone in the mood. The restrooms are spacious and designed for solo use, meaning privacy is a plus! For a truly enchanting experience, we recommend sipping on the delightful Preakness.
Anvil: The Go-To Choice for Industry Pros
Next on our list is Anvil, found at 1424 Westheimer. Often dubbed an “s-tier” spot by industry professionals, this bar earns its reputation with incredible cocktails and a lively scene. Perfect for sparking up a fun connection, go for the classic Ramos Gin Fizz to elevate your spirits!
Stepping into Refuge
Moving on is Refuge, also at 1424 Westheimer, an upscale cocktail bar known for its classy ambiance. With private restroom stalls that ensure adequate privacy, you can relax and enjoy a flirtatious moment. Try the exquisite Cadillac Margarita to get the party started!
Two-Headed Dog’s Unique Charm
Over at Two-Headed Dog, located at 3100 Fannin, you’ll find a dive bar experience like no other. The single-occupancy restrooms are not just spacious, but they’re also creatively adorned with vintage Playboy magazines! Pair that with a refreshing Daiquiri for a laid-back vibe and you might just find a connection.
Nickel City: Affordable Fun
Nickel City at 2910 McKinney is where you can grab a drink without breaking the bank. This pseudo-dive bar is known for its single-occupant restrooms and friendly atmosphere. For some affordable fun, how about a classic shot of Old Grand Dad? You might end the night with more than just drinks!
Lee’s: The Retro Vibe
New to the scene, Lee’s at 5117 Kelvin boasts a charming “Grandma-chic” restroom theme with pastel colors that’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Enjoy this retro-themed utopia while sipping on an adorable Appleteeny.
Library Loveliness
Want to get lost in literature? The Library, located at 8510 Long Point, offers a blend of casual elegance and private bathroom spaces. With a large selection of books, you can enjoy your surroundings and consult bartenders for a drink that matches your mood!
Starduster’s Disco Ball Restroom
Then there’s Starduster at 3921 North Main, featuring a small yet intimate restroom. Step through a funky disco ball-lit foyer to find what you’re looking for. For a night of dancing and drinks, don’t forget to order a Freezer Cosmo!
Camerata: A Classy Wine Experience
At Camerata, 1830 Westheimer, you’re treated to a spacious restroom with a full bench, perfect for a little tête-à-tête. Don’t skip the chance to indulge in some Sake that really enhances a wine lover’s adventure.
Ninja Ramen: Hidden Cleanliness
Finally, stop by Ninja Ramen at 4219 Washington. Its “out-of-order” women’s restroom is surprisingly clean and offers the perfect sanctuary. Pair your stealthy hook-up with a Barrel-Aged Malort and a ramen broth chaser for a quirky treat!
Bonus Spot for a Caffeine Fix
And for those looking for something a little different, don’t miss Active Passion at 803 Usener for delightful coffee and mocktails. Their clean and spacious restrooms offer a quiet space for those discreet encounters.
Staying Safe and Cautious
While we’re having fun, it’s always important to keep an eye out for your safety. An incident recently occurred where a woman, Drusilla Bilton, experienced suspicious behavior in a downtown brewery restroom. Her swift actions led to the identification of the suspect. It’s a reminder to stay vigilant, folks, no matter where you are!
So there you have it, Houston! Explore these top spots not just for the drinks, but for the cheeky adventures that await in the bathroom. Just remember to have fun, stay safe, and maybe leave with more than just the drink in your hand!
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